how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary
*loses a fight irl* wtf bro rematch I was lagging
when they say simpons did it already
they’re not fucking kidding
Heart Out //
one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will
Had to be there, I guess.
the brunette niall squad sits here patiently waiting for him to see the light