imagine if humans didnt exist. the world would be so healthy, animals and trees would be so big they would pass the atmospheric layers and adapt to living in space and eventually trees would touch other planets and animals would walk across them like bridges and adapt and make new life and the process would repeat until the milky way galaxy is just a gigantic forest of cool aliens life and shit. theres a lot of holes in this logic but thinking about it is cool
- Me: am I mean?
- Friend: yes
- Me: who even asked for your ugly opinion? Who even invited you here anyway?
I googled ‘knockoff mcdonalds’ and was not disappointed
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him